**This show will have ASL interpretation**

Smut Slam DC: Toys in Bae-land

Who’s stuffing your stockings this winter? We’re wrapping up the year with festively frisky stories of our favorite toys. Take a break from the endless rounds of office parties and holiday stress, and join us for a cup of cheer as we enjoy each other’s decidedly grown-up playdates (batteries included).

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page at http://dc.smutslam.com/rules.)

This month, our theme is "Toys in Bae-land". Handmade and wooden or high-tech and remote-controlled, sex toys are naughty AND nice. They make playtime even hotter, so tell us all about the ones that are always on your wish list. Do they make you fully poseable? Are they ride-on? Tell us how you got pervy with a toy that didn’t start out that way. We want to hear about them all—the buzzy ones, the thuddy ones, the shiny ones, even the misfit ones!

Your fabulous femme-cees are as always Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who think everyone’s toy chest should be full.

Join us before the show to enjoy the luxurious Smut Slam Lounge, where you can sample delicious Asian small plates, enjoy our exclusive cocktail specials (the Darling Mimosa, the Fuckbucket, and the Slam shot) and browse vintage erotica and collections of Fuckbucket confessions from past shows. Get swag, merch, and edutainment from our vendor and partner tables-- including Smut Slam DC merch.

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for you from our show sponsors, Lotus Blooms, GlydeAmerica and Überlube-- and including the exclusive Butt Slam DC paddle, made by our newest sponsor Creamed and Sugared, that will ONLY ever be available by telling a prizewinning story.

Tickets:

Pre-order: $10

At Door: $15

Doors: 7:00pm (for the upstairs lounge; seating at 7:30 PM)

Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa